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Do you have a secret that's scandalous enough that you swear to take it to your grave, lest you get shunned by a disgusted mob at its revelation? Something which, when brought up as fodder for juicy gossip and ridicule of someone else by others, makes your heart skip a beat, for they don't know that you happen to have that very same dirty little secret?
hooked provides NUS students a platform to let it out once and for all, without compromising their identities, of course.
With that aim in mind, the HOOKED team ventured into the heart of the NUS, armed with a cardboard sign, a pretty assistant (to bait unsuspecting males) and dirty grins of our own to allow all of you a chance to confess - albeit in relative anonymity - that single tantalizing secret!
To the web-savvy, this idea was taken from PostSecret, an ongoing art-blog project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard for it to be posted on the website for the world to know.
Improvising it with reference to the Dirty Little Secret music video by The All-American Rejects, we are calling this project our very own NUSecret!
Without further ado (and we know all you nosy parkers are eager to find out), here are the faceless mugshots of our scandalous dozen-or-so...
1. "I dug my nose and left it somewhere for the tutor to find."
This guy, whom we stalked with our smash-and-grab tactic, decided to share his secret in a literal sense.
Booger can be pretty disgusting at times...no actually, it's one of those things that is inherently disgusting. Whether his tutor did fall for it, that we wouldn't (want to) know.
2. "I wear wore a G-string to bed."
Note the change in grammatical tense. Well, even if he's still doing it, we wouldn't know!
We all need to feel free and unrestricted, so that we can go to bed comfortably, that we can understand. At least he didn't say he only wore a G-string to bed.
3. "I once spraypaint(ed) someone's bag...from black to white."
Vandalism or art? Well, it depends on the individual appreciating it, doesn't it? We know we do (as long as it's not our bag)!
4. "I ate someone's food while he was getting his drink."
We call this kind of people "Chronic Plate Cleaners". They usually start off by staring forlornly at other people's food, instead of their own. The grass is always greener on the other side, they say.
5. "I stalk my French teacher (the one with loafers)."
He is a tall, good-looking, but very naughty exchange student. He will get away with it (read: good-looking), no doubt. Whether he'll get lucky, ah, that renders for another secret!
6. "I tipped my cigarette ash into someone's drink."
On purpose or for convenience? Whatever it is, we know second-hand smoke is not the only thing you have to be wary of, when you are around smokers!
Maybe some people will favour this type of ashotonic drink? Invigorating perhaps?
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