We have all gone through days where the blues hit us particularly hard, leaving us to wonder, just where is the "oomph" that we need to turn on that little bit of energy for that romantic night or exciting date we were supposed to look forward to. On any other days, just where is the strength that we need to get through the day?
Well, wonder no more as hooked lists you the top ten things that will hit the right spots - the right way.
 1. Megan Fox
Her long shapely legs make guys want her and girls want to be her.
Of course, her non-conformist attitude to Hollywood's stereotypical image of its female stars, where every lady looks just like every other as they jostle to be the skinniest among the skinniest, this hot lady is the epitome of how eating can be sexy!
Hmm, it's about time I go satisfy my craving for that Mcspicy meal...
2. Ben and Jerry's Turtle soup
Tired from school or work? Often it is tension that keeps us from performing. Calm the soul and soothe the mind with this delicious ice-cream as it penetrates into your being, putting you in the perfect mood for that dinner date tonight!
3. The Vest
Yes, we are seeing it everywhere, on guys, on ladies. But isn't it annoying the way we want it to be shown off because it flatters our figure, hiding parts that need to be hidden, giving you that extra shot of confidence? Turn on? Ooh definitely!
You can be sure that the guy or girl at the bus-stop will give you a double look as he or she grows aware of your sexy physique! Maybe I should be getting one myself if I am to catch the eye of that cutie in lecture...
4. Max Brenner Chocolate House
We have all heard of the fact that chocolate is an aphrodisiac. But the chocolate at Max Brenner is like well, Viagra. Having a Tiramisu on a date in the lovely ambience will definitely ensure that you will not be heading straight home after dinner. Wait a minute, or maybe you just will!
5. Fast Forward Fashion
First impressions are so important on a first date. You are caught in a dilemma of wanting to be dressed appropriately, so that you are sending out the right signals without being overtly suggestive.
No worries, let the fashion advisers pick out the perfect outfit for you. Oh, did I mention that members will receive invitations to attend exclusive showcases? Clothes are a lady's undoing and guys who know their fashion are just that much hotter!
6. I-Pod Portable Theatre
Dear boyfriend, I know you want to impress me with the video you made for our anniversary, but the tiny screen on your ipod video is making me squint madly. I know I am supposed to be moved to tears, throwing myself into your arms but right now, I am not even remotely close to that. Get the hint yet?
7. The Luge at Sentosa
Who said Science is boring? It is definitely not for the discovery that the huge amount of endomorphins released when one experiences an adrenalin rush is akin to getting an orgasm!
Having a dull day? Go on the ride and get orgasmic! Guys, this is the perfect opportunity to get that girl of your dream to lose her inhibitions. They will go with the wind and by the end of it all, she will be holding on to you tighter than you could have imagined!
8. Josh Duhamel
It is only fair that we ladies have our own fantasy figure! How did Fergie ever get so lucky?
9. Sony T-10 Digital Camera
It is slim, sleek and so beautiful. Ladies, you know you want to capture those superlicious moments for that one day he pisses you off so bad and you need to be reminded of that sexy smile which got you all hot, bothered and distracted during tutorials.
Now, boyfriend-to-be, you will earn brownie points and an escalation of status if you buy me the camera for my birthday!
10. Guitar Heroes
Guys are obsessed with this for it allows them to live out their illusions of being a rock-star. Ladies who actually know how to play this game just seem so much sexier for it gives them an edgier image.
Haven't we had enough stereotypical perspectives that the universal toy ladies are allowed to be associated with, are barbies and maybe ken dolls?
And there we have the top ten things that turn you on. As it is known, erogenous spots vary for every individual and really, we cannot be teaching you just about everything under the sun (or moon). But here is a good start to explore your options.
As it has been reiterated, keeping your options varied and open brings you the biggest surprises in life!
Hooked
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Written by x3_voodoo_3x on 2008-01-30 08:37:02
1. There should've been a his and her version to this article. Josh Duhamel definitely does NOT turn me on. Ugh!
2. I think Jessica Alba is much hotter than Megan Fox. |
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