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Top 10 Things To Do At Your Convocation |
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Written by Nur Liyana
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Let's face it. Graduation ceremonies are, for lack of a
better phrase, boring as all hell. Have no fear, oh ye graduating class, for
HOOKED brings you ten outrageous things guaranteed to spice up any convocation!*
1. Complain publicly about the fee hike. Ask for a
refund.
2. Start a wave.
3. Snore obnoxiously during the Valedictorian's
speech.
4. Flirt with the Dean.
5. Put salsa dip in your mortarboard. Pass it
around with chips on the side.
6. Bring a whoopee cushion. Get creative.
7. Streak.
8. Yell out "YEAH CLASS OF 2008! GO SMU!! WOO HOO!"
9. Turn up with a marching band.
10. Accept your degree like you would an Oscar: "You
love me, you really love me! Thank you, all the little people who made this
possible!"
* Whether or not you receive your degree after you've done
these is entirely out of our control. You'd probably have had a great time,
though. HOOKED
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